Ken's Shrimp Dilemma
Q: How do you complain that your wife was served more shrimp than you, without looking like a total idiot?
A: You don't...

Locked Out!
Not just a practical matter of getting back in... but more an issue that strikes to the core of a guy's manliness!

Ken's Miley Cyrus shoot
Remember when Miley posed for lurid photos, and endured public scorn? Proving once again that I will do anything for a bit, I provide both social commentary and nightmare fodder, as I recreate the infamous photo shoot! (MUCH against my better judgement, here's the picture...)

Spike Radio 1140
The Big Johnson Show

Floor Food
Discussing society's obsession with germs. (I don't really observe the "3 second rule", I was just playing devil's advocate... you believe me, right?)

Norm Clarke
A chat with LV Review Journal's star columnist.

HotTalk 1140
Johnson & Tofte

Ken's Drain Snake Adventure
You don't ever want to let a guy like me near power tools, and this story proves it.

Runny Bunny, Easy Rider
I had a rabbit puppet as a kid, and what I did with it was unusual, to say the least.

96.3 KKLZ
Johnson & Tofte

Talk to Mr. Ed
Back in the day, we thought it might be funny if TV's Mr. Ed called people just to chat. So I recorded some sounds from off the TV, put 'em on tape cartridges, and went to town. Years later, computers and sound boards were invented.

Singing psychic Fran Baskerville
This sweet lady became a regular on the show for the next ten years... her JFK song remains the best of its kind, whatever kind that is.