We Are The Worms "Worms" would have been an all-time Demento great, if Michael Jackson hadn’t had it yanked from Dr. D’s show! (Years later, Lionel Richie apologized to me for that.)

Englebert's Tribute I wrote it, and in a minor career misstep, Englebert Humperdinck sang it

Carcass Of Ernie Banks Say what you will, I STILL think the Cubs are gonna do it in '92! (2092)

Elvis Meets the Flintstones Years and years ago, we sat down with the King to record a song I wrote about our favorite TV show that we'd watch with him, whenever we hung together at Graceland.

I Hate The Golden Girls Always did. Still do, in fact.

I Love Cats a perverse little classic, with the lyrical subtlety of a falling piano. But if Pat DiNizio of The Smithereens saw fit to record it, who am I to say?

I Love Cats Pat DiNizio's version

Pants Sheer wit, in a brief double-entendre.

Fronkenstein Edgar Winter meets Gene Wilder in a Halloween classic I'm far less ashamed of than some of these...

Bitchy An ode to PMS, based on my limited understanding of it.

Do Re Beer Words from the internet and music from the movies combine to make a heady brew.